My boy Damion is going back to school,  that fool is in the 5th grade and that little mother ****** has outgrown all of his stuff.  Well Momma needs to waste more of her money I mean Daddys Money! on new clothes for Damion.  As you know Momma likes to stay inside and not have to leave my comfy chair!  Well my people I found a great site where I can get great deals and stay on my ass and order them and the UPS man deliver right to me.  Check this site out:  Back To School Sales You will be happy you did!  Well Momma needs to find a man to come over and keep her company after all this Internet ordering.

PEACE

Momma

Remember when you shop, keep it real!  Save some money because daddies don’t like to pay mommas! So Momma has to watch her money and make sure she can afford the finer things in life.

Momma is enjoying her summer,  she has not seen that man again I just did not dig him that much.  I may be going away for the July 4th Weekend so I may not be posting but remember be sure to keep it real and watch your man, and most important thing in life is DON’T TRUST YOUR MAN!

Momma

Yo Momma got some lovin tonight,  Damon stayed over his friends house and Momma got to go on a date for the first time in 6 months.  I only date real men, and this guy was a keeper.  He showed up with some flowers that really set the mood.  Then he took Momma to the movies and out to dinner.  Let me tell you something.. Momma can EAT!   I ain’t slowin down for no man, if he don’t like how I eat that is just to bad!  He ate all healthy eating salad Momma does not eat no salad! I had a steak dinner and ordered a big ass piece of chocolate cake.  His dumb ass thought I was sharing with him! That fool was wrong, the dumb waiter brought two forks and I said put that **** down! this is mine!  Order your own damn cake if you want sum.  Momma don’t share!  This fool thought he was going get lucky after dinner, he asked me to go to his apartment, I said listen here you dumb fool I ain’t doing that, I don’t care how much you spend on me, I don’t need no any more damn Damons running  around bothering momma.  Plus he turn in to a fool I am sure and don’t pay the bills like my old man who I dumped like trash.  Well momma going to bed now.. ALONE JUST THE WAY MOMMA WANTS!!
PEACE

I don’t have a job right now and before you start giving me **** about it you better know I got a boy to raise and I am going to be there for him, it is not my job to work that is the fathers job but he is with some other hoe right now but if he becomes another baby daddy he will leave that hoe faster then he left me.

I gotta close this down, I got some TV to watch.  You better recognize!!

Momma