Yo Foolz
Yo Momma got some lovin tonight, Damon stayed over his friends house and Momma got to go on a date for the first time in 6 months. I only date real men, and this guy was a keeper. He showed up with some flowers that really set the mood. Then he took Momma to the movies and out to dinner. Let me tell you something.. Momma can EAT! I ain’t slowin down for no man, if he don’t like how I eat that is just to bad! He ate all healthy eating salad Momma does not eat no salad! I had a steak dinner and ordered a big ass piece of chocolate cake. His dumb ass thought I was sharing with him! That fool was wrong, the dumb waiter brought two forks and I said put that **** down! this is mine! Order your own damn cake if you want sum. Momma don’t share! This fool thought he was going get lucky after dinner, he asked me to go to his apartment, I said listen here you dumb fool I ain’t doing that, I don’t care how much you spend on me, I don’t need no any more damn Damons running around bothering momma. Plus he turn in to a fool I am sure and don’t pay the bills like my old man who I dumped like trash. Well momma going to bed now.. ALONE JUST THE WAY MOMMA WANTS!!
PEACE
